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For this parody of "Popular Mechanics" magazine - we need articles about the latest weapons and inventions created by Orks and Goblins. We also need articles about 'magic' and 'science' as seen from an Orc's point of view. We need illustrations (blue-prints) of unusual Orc weapons such as huge battering rams, slave powered tanks, flame throwers and what ever else you can think of. This is a parody of "New Orker Magazine". We need articles about life in New Ork City (the largest Orc city). The articles in this magazine are as close to 'intellectual' as a magazine produced by Orcs can get. Most articles can be about politics and culture and should be dripping with sarcasm and mirth. We need illustrations of New Ork City, Its land marks and Its community. We also need small black and white single panel cartoons about the RPG world from an Orcish point of view. For this parody of "Food Digest" we need articles about Orcish food. Since Orcs can eat almost anything they are technically omnivorous. However, they far prefer to eat meat and consider intelligent non-Orcies such as humans and dwarves to be delicacies. They are also fond of very spicy, salty and fatty foods. We need Illustrations of Orc cooks and Goblin chefs working in kitchens and of Orcs eating and drinking. We need stories about Orc wars, Orc battles and Orc fighting techniques. However, we mostly need illustrations of both large and small scale battle scenes. Orcs fighting elves. Orcs fighting the Zil. And Orcs fighting other Orcs. We need navy battles too. For our Orc-themed "National Enquirer" magazine we need articles written with a "tabloid" style. Wild stories (taking place in the Orc world) and gossip (about Orcies that are in the public eye mostly) should make the bulk of the articles. We need Articles about the world beyond the boarders of Orc controlled territory written from the point of view of Hobgoblin explorers and Orc sailors. For this parody of "National Geographic" we need Illustrations of strange animals and plants from far off places. We need drawings of Orc ships, expedition teams and wondrous terrain. We are always open to suggestions. If you have an idea for an article but we don't have a magazine that it fits with - we can start another online magazine or find another place for it. We would like to see any illustrations you have drawn, regardless if it fits "perfectly" with our site or not. We need illustrations, articles and other forms of art with Orc themes. Below is a list of our online Orc magazines and a description of the type of material we are looking for. F.A.Q. for Contributors: What kind of Orc art are you looking for?
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Is it spelled "Orc" or "Ork"? Our parody of "Playboy" needs articles about Orc sex and sexual fantasies that range from "slightly naughty" to "hard core". We need Illustrated Orc art of all sorts of things that might appear in a Orc tabloid. Surprise us. We need illustrations of sexy Orc sex maidens and of Orcs having, or about to have sex. We want illustrations for this publication more than for any of the others. (We recommend that you read about how Ogres, Goblins, Gremlins, Hobgoblins, Gorkens and Ridgelings reproduce before drawing.) |