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I just ripped my pants. Can I get inta yours?

Ya know, if I were ya, I'd have sex wit me.

Pardon me, have I humped ya brains out yet?

Didn't anyone tell ya that ya gotta sleep with me?!?! I thought ya knew...

Hi, I like ya... wanna fuck?

I want ta thank ya proper for ya pleasant company dis evening - so grab ya ankles bitch!

I'd like ta get between ya legs and eat my way straight to ya heart...

Hey lady, ya wanna lick my tongue?

First, I'd like ta kiss ya passionately on da lips, then, I'll move up ta ya belly.

Take off da dress an fuck my brains out like a cave slut!!!

Wanna shag like Gorkens?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I like Spaghetti, Let's fuck!

Da word for da day is "legs." Let's go back ta my place an spread da word.

Let's go ta my place an do da things I'll just tell everyone we did anyways.

I think dat pick-up lines are fo losers wit too much time on deir hands.... Wanna fuck?

What do ya say we go back ta my place an do some math: Add a bed, subtract ya clothes, divide ya legs and multiply.

Greetings fair Orc maiden, might I trouble thee fo a hump?

Let's go back ta my place an shag on a big pile of my money.   (Best Orc Pickup line!)

Sex is a sensation; caused by da temptation; ta feel penetration; wen a male sticks his location; in da girl's destination; ta increase da population; fo da next generation; did ya get my explanation; or da ya need a demonstration?

Do ya wanna see something swell?

I need fo ya Orc bend over an spell da word "RUN".

Well, if ya don't wanna have sex wit me, would it be alright if I have sex wit you?

I'm doing a survey on which brand of underwear Orc sex maidens prefer leaving in da corner of da room while having wild sex wit me.

So, you're female, right?