Play Orc columnist and model Lugnobi (above) tells us about the first time she read "Play Orc Magazine".

I was raised in a conservative Green Mountain community that consisted mostly of "Northern Orks". One day while scrounging around my family lodge for something to do, I happened to look under some animal skins and found an issue of Play Orc Magazine that my older bother had hidden there. Of course I opened it. The Dome of Gob'lunsh was under my feet as I sat thoroughly enraptured while I flipped through pictures and giggled at funny cartoons. I also rapidly improved my knowledge of the sensual world that lay beyond my Green Mountain community (no pun intended). Later I casually asked my playboy brother why he had bought it. "Oh, for the articles...." he replied offhandedly, "...and, of course, the art and funny cartoons." I thought about his seemingly genuine response. "I guess so", I thought, "the articles are cool ...and those cartoons are very funny, but..."
"So then, why did you hide it?" I asked.
"Because some people are closed minded," he answered, "and such people often draw negative conclusions without giving something a chance."
That seemed logical to me. So I dropped the subject. But when I returned to continue my browsing the next day - the magazine was gone!
Two months later, I found the next issue of Play Orc sex stashed in the same place that the other one had been. Once again I could continue my subversive Play Orc education. Over time I read almost every issue of Play Orc that my brother brought home. My mother never told me about the things I read in Play Orc Magazine. By all that is green! If it were not for that fine publication I would have never learned about about sexually transmitted diseases or even the basics of sexual intercourse! I shudder to think how unprepared I might have been for the real world were it not for Play Orc's informative articles and journalistic exposés.
Even though Play Orc Magazine had a positive effect on my life, I don't think that mothers should buy Play Orc Magazine for the purpose of educating clueless offspring. But, I do hope that when Orclings ask grownups uncomfortable sexual questions, that they will remain as calm and open minded as my big brother.