Orc Playmate Data Sheet:
Play Orc's Playmate of the year (above)
Name: Rottotta
Bust: 34
Waist: 26
Hips: 36
Eyes: Black
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 126
Born: Orctober 15th, 158'
Birthplace: New Ork City
Playmates Turn-ons: "Pictures of naked Ork men, anatomically correct statues of naked Ork men and erotic literature about naked Ork men. Oh yeah, and real naked Ork men."
Playmate Turn-offs: "Goblins and Orks who act like Goblins."
Ambitions: "To become a veterinarian because I love children."
Writers needed to add to this playboy playmate article parody and to write others for our orc sex themed parody of Playboy Magazine. If interested, visit our Orc Art Wanted page?
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