Orc Magazine ... for orcs, goblins and gremlins from popular role playing games.
Orcs, Orks, Goblins and Gremlins.

The first magazine is "Popular Orc Mechanics". This is where articles and art work that deal with weapons and inventions are placed. The kingdom of the Greenskins is teetering on the edge of the industrial age. Therefore things like guns, tanks and cannons are considered "cutting edge".
We need articles and art fitting for a magazine such as this. We are particularly interested in detailed sketches of orc weapons with short articles about each one. Let your imagination go wild!

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They are extremely warlike and the whole society is geared towards constant warfare.

Orcs & Goblins are related, green-skinned, war-like species that band together in crude camps and villages in the rugged wilderness regions all over the Old World. When the mood strikes the greenskins or when population pressure drives them to it, the Orcs & Goblins band together into a massive armed force called a Waaagh! and march forth to do battle with anyone unfortunate enough to cross their path.

In traditional fantasy literature the description of orcs tends to vary, though most authors describe orcs as green skinned, flat nosed, pointed eared and having tusks.

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Wrahama (Ork) literary critic for "New Orker" magazine

Gob'kojox (Goblin) print editor for "Popular Orc Mechanics"

Gob'luenko (Goblin) inventor

Onnatok (Ork) troupe leader

Tunka (Ork) Submitter of a Fried Elf Testicle Recipe

Gookshoo (Hobgoblin) contibutes material to the New Orker

Cronk, King Cronk (Ork) Now in his 4th term in office as ruler of all green-skins. Has only one arm.

Rottotta (Ork) Play Maiden of the year for Play Orc magazine.

Gob'fronk (Goblin) Writter for Play Orc magazine

Lugnobi (Ork) Play Orc collumist and model

ov = of
wit = with
ya = you
da = the
de = the
ta = to
'nough = enough
ba = but
dem = them
ova = over
den = then
dan = than
dat = that
ina = in a
ona = on a
dings = things
inta = into
dey = they
peppa = pepper
papa = paper
tenda = tender
larga = larger
cova = cover
containa = container
deir = their
fatha = father
wuz = was
dis = this
wen = when

orc --- 466 - 0
orcs --- 222 - 0
lord of the rings orcs --- 40 - 0
half orcs --- 39 - 0
orc sex --- 31 - 0
orc porn --- 30 - 0
warcraft orc --- 20 - 0
orc rape --- 18 - 0
orc art --- 20 - 0
orc gallery --- 16
orc drawings --- 16

orks --- 91 - 69
ork --- 58 - 69
warcraft --- 1,862 - 2,136 (3, 3 cheats, iii, 3 maps, 3 cd key)
warhammer --- 1,363 - 1,445 (fantasy)
warhammer 40,000 --- 147 - 70
warhammer 40000 --- 301 - 70 (dawn of war)
warhammer 40k --- 765 - 566
dawn of war --- 725 - 765 (cheats, winter assault, patches, maps, patch, mods, warhammer 40000)
J R R Tolkien --- 30 - 380 (hobbit)
Tolkien --- 402 - 369
jrr tolkien --- 232 - 380
lord of the rings --- 9,985 - 7,954 (movie, sword, picture, poster, costume, game, theme, soundtrack, mp3, porn)
dungeons and dragons --- 1,731 - 1,878 (online, books, game, art)
D&D --- 610 - 526
screenshots ---- 140 - 126
guild wars --- 2,959 - 2,131
miniatures --- 64 - 8
everquest --- 1,665 - 2,187 (maps, ii, plat, platinum)
everquest 2 --- 662 - 750 (gold, map)
world of warcraft --- 10,357 - 8,160 (cheat, demo, mods, expantion, movies, maps, guide, screenshots, items, allakhazam, video)
world of warcraft gold --- 797 - 428 (map, cheat, gold)
ultama online 455 - 378
runescape 27,169 - 44,712 (cheat, 2, tip, help, com, guide, code)
rune scape 1,526 - 3,438

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Launch Date is December 26th:

- build skelliton pages
- write text
- edit and spell check
- buy domain names:
      playorc.com
      orcmagazine.com
       neworker.com :(
      ridgelings.com
      gorkens.com
      ridgeling.com
      orcmag.com
      playork.com (taken)  :(
      orkmagazine.com
- finish FAQ pages
- make a "is it 'Orc' or 'Ork'?" page
- make pages like "art pop orc" page for all the other mags or remove it???
- finish text (add controversy about 3 green rules and Gorts)
- don't have "under construction" pages.... have SOME text there
- add "oragin of" to race discriptions????
       - hobgoblins (off-shoot of goblins)
       - goblins (unknown, but posiblely off-shoot of wood elves)
       - orks (unknown) story about green mud golums. story of Orks hatching from Gort eggs. story of lightning strikeing a blade of grass. each story more unpluseible then the next.
       - gremlins (unknown) story about a green storm cloud that rained gremlins
       - ridgelings (from space?)
 - should have a siloet made for each race of orc?
- currancy: coppers, silver, gold, pebs(after birth pebbles)
      1p=1,000c always
      1p=3s but flutuates between 1s and 5s
      1p=10g but fluctuates between 9 and 13
- add new ork sub race: earth birth orks
- call Josh if no responce
- create link pages for Orcs
- create a links page for RPGs and other categories
- make PO pages on OM, and PLO with text too.
      - add 1 playboy poster page
      - add 1 fantasy woman poster page
      - add 6 varrious sexy poster pages
      - add 1 cheap posters page
      - add 1 gallery with all fantasy posters on it  
- compile a favorates list of orc sites
- resurch keyword popularity for orc and rpg releated KW
- find links to site with thoses keywords (do later?)
- make hosting arrangments with Josh (send email)
- make and add html to top html boxes
- make another recipie page
- write an Orc Empireal Time-Line?
 - make two more playorc pics and 2 more pages.
 - SEO html boxes and thumbs on PO pages
- make test2pass to see PlayOrc (finish later?)
- add keywords into metta tags, alt tags, add page names and SEO
1- rewright "front page" text so it not duplicate of "main page" text.
2- finish all text pages & standardize font sizes
3- spell check
4- split Orc site into three parts: "Orc Magazine" and "Play Orc" AND "SM".
5- finish meta tags
6- upload to Josh's server
7- take/make screen shots of pages and add to front pages
 8- make links (need to upload first?)
9- make new set of top links for new PO pages
10- make banner ads and box ads for playorc AND orcmagazine?
11- add all links, SEO them too
 12- add stat counters
13- reupload and test/fix/test/fix
14- remove the "under constuction pages" and open sites to the public

15- add Orc links to LP, PO, ALT, NC and other sites
16- submit to search engines
17- enlist help from writters and artists (big-time!)


 If things turn out good:
- update site
- test/fix/test/fix - enlist more help
- buy rixgxxx.com
- add xxxorcs.com/
- add forum
- add survey? "Rate My Orc  Maiden?"
- finish empirial time-line

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Currently we only have 22 pages of this playboy magazine parody done. Please add us to your favorites list and visit us later for updates. If you are interested in contributing material to this playboy magazine parody - please visit our Orc Art Wanted page.